(Source: tornadoallie, via tyleroakley)

  • jason derulo's senior quote probably: jason derulo
goblin-sorcerer:

Jesus Camp is a very fun documentary to watch with friends but if you watch it alone you just get scared and angry.

goblin-sorcerer:

Jesus Camp is a very fun documentary to watch with friends but if you watch it alone you just get scared and angry.

(Source: quentinssential, via matchvee)

haru-to-my-levi:

autocorrect knows whats up

haru-to-my-levi:

autocorrect knows whats up

(Source: kirschtastic, via matchvee)

(Source: keptyn, via matchvee)

jamesyfranco:

"if people were rain then i was a drizzle and she was a sharknado"

(via matchvee)

slayboybunny:

I just tried to discretely use one if the body sprays at work cuz it was called Fantasy Forest and I was like…. I’m down…. BUT IT JUST SMELLS LIKE REALLY STRONG DIRT AND A GUY YELLED “WHO SPRAYED THAT FOREST ELF SHIT” FROM ACROSS THE STORE

(via chrissykad)

butt-grab:

so we went to an improv show and we played this game where somebody is given a trait and another player has to guess what it is based on how they answer questions

and one of the players who was a taxidermist was asked “what do you do for a living?” and she replied “oh you know…. stuff” AND TO THIS DAY THAT IS THE GREATEST PUN I HAVE EVER HEARD MY GOD

(via chrissykad)

(via matchvee)

sixpenceee:

Chinese farmer Hao Xianzhang has perfected the process of growing pears inside Buddha shaped plastic molds.

(via hinofriends)

mufasamonsta:

tahthetrickster:

i really like looking at google image searches for “firemen rescuing cats” or something because you get super cute pictures like

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AND THEN THERE’S THIS ONE

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"THAT’S RIGHT TWAS I that set the house ablaze!!!”

(via hinofriends)

em-hearts-books:

OMG YAAAASSSSSSSS!!!!!!!! 😍😍

em-hearts-books:

OMG YAAAASSSSSSSS!!!!!!!! 😍😍

(Source: sansprisedetete)

Everyone, with some kind of supernatural ability is on that list

(Source: blaineswolf)

lydiamartiein:

w h a t d o y o u h e a r ?

the key